Perez Hilton

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
He draws dripping cartoon penises on celebrity photos. Or at least he used to, before he allegedly became "nice" Perez Hilton when he adopted a kid.

I have never felt more sorry for a child in my life.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
I liked it when the doors had barely half opened on someone and you could hear him already shouting from the bottom of the stairs "HI, IM PEREEEEZ!"
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He was actually in the right with Ken tonight and I'm glad someone stood up to the fat git, but his voice is still annoying.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
He said the right things, but I doubt he was speaking from any real, learned conviction. It's what he heard other reality show people say on TV whenever they show up the bully/villain in the house.

I really think there is nothing true or redeeming about him. If you took away his job & fame, he would crumble into dust.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
All I heard during his complaining about Boobgate was "NO YOU GUYS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S ABOUT MEEEEEEEE!"
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
The longer he is in there, the more time you have without him in america.

You should be longing for him to stay in.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
That's just it – I can normally avoid him. He doesn't have his own TV show, so all I really have to do is stay off his website, and I'm covered. I don't watch E! or The Talk, so I don't often happen upon him by accident.

But now, he's infecting one of my favorite pasttimes. He must be destroyed.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
But it's not like he's all that interesting as a villain -- he's simply unpleasant to watch. I would think he's driving viewers away more than enticing hate-watchers, which is what Ken and Katie have been doing.
 
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