PETER JACKSON'S KING KONG SCRIPT IN FULL

[CaptainWacky]

Jack Black: Hmm, I wish I had a giant monkey.

Kong: ROAR!

Naomi Watts: ARGH!

Other Guy: Let's capture it using a big net.

(A big net falls on Kong and they take him back to New York CITY.)

Jack Black: Ladies and gentlemen and Jews I give you KONG!

(Kong escapes)

Jack Black: Shit!

(Kong grabs Naomi Watts.)

Other Guy: Hey, that's my poontang!

(King climbs up the Empire State Building but falls off and dies.)

Jack Black: The moral of the story is MONKEYS ARE STUPID!

(Jack Black plays air guitar for ten minutes. The end.)

 

[whisky]

Needs more Cheif O'Brian.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

 

[Mentalist]

I wish I was a giant murderous ape...






Like Jack Black.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chief O'Brien: LOL I HATE JEWS LOL.

HAPPY?

 

[Mentalist]

OMG HOW DARE YOU!!!!! YOUR BANNED FOR A MONTH!!!!



Wait.. Wrong board.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW COME IT'S OKAY TO HATE WHITE CHRISTIANS BUT NOT FUCKING DIRTY MINORITY TYPES, HUH?

 

[Mentalist]

You're asking the wrong guy. Because I just don't know

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe we should kill all the non-whites. Then there would be no more war.

 

[Mentalist]

Maybe we should just kill ourselves, then there would be no war.. FOR US!

 

[CaptainWacky]

There would only be oblivion.

 

[CaptainWacky]

better than the real movie

 

[FBI parte due]

That would've made my New Years' evening that much more enjoyable (I got kidnapped and was forced to watch King Kong while Tom Cruise leered at my immaculately manicured toenails and shaved his cat. With a TAMPON.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

JOHN MERRICK

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I set my Kong back an hour, which means Jack Black died Sunday night at 2:00am, then 1:00am, then 2:00am again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That movie could do with an hour cut.