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Petition to make Connie Huq chasing an Olympic sport

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
It's simple. Ten lanes of sprinters. One Connie Huq + flaming torch. 3 second head start for the Huq.

Whoever catches up and wrestles the torch from her is declared the winner.
 
I'd chase Connie Huq!
 
Bonus points for spraying her with your extinguisher.
 
I know I should like her, but I don't.
 
Who the heck is Connie Huq? NO I WILL NOT GOOGLE HER!
 
"She was asked on BBC News 24 if she was wearing a 'Free Tibet' badge to which she replied 'I wasnt wearing anything underneath'"

Hmm, some wiki lying?
 
A long jog commando style sounds like a recipie for chafed bits to me.
 
She's fit, is our Konnie, if oh so very annoying and whiney.
 
I can't see the attraction myself. She's so small.
 
Blue Peter?
 
It's a kids magazine show. A national institution really, but it's a bit too wholesome for its own good. I really hated it as a child. My mum loved it and insisted I watch as year after year they dragged out the same old tat. Oh look! Trampolinists! Oh goody, they're making a mother's day card from half a biscuit and a roll of used toilet paper! Wow, aren't they ingenous.. blegh.
 
LOL MAKE YOUR OWN TRACEY ISLAND BUT I DON'T EVEN LIKE THUNDERBIRDS OH WELL SOD IT THEN
 
OH.. was it anything like Mr Rogers?
 
Yes?
 
I DON'T KNOW? I loved Mr Rogers when I was little.
 
I don't know who he is.
 
OH.. fuddlemiff said it's a kid magazine show so it probably isn't anything like Mr Rogers. He liked sweaters and the land of make believe. He had a neighbor named Mr McFeeley.
 
I hated it too, but it has attracted some rather fit presenters. Well, 3 anyway. Plus the guy who got his hand bit in the tree in Flash Gordon.
 
And Peter Purves.

He was pretty cool.
 
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