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Phone Call

Sometimes when I hear, "This call may be monitored for quality assurance"
I say to the human who I finally get to talk to
"This call may be monitored for legal purposes in case I decide to beat the living shit out of you"
 
Love Child said:
Sometimes when I hear, "This call may be monitored for quality assurance"
I say to the human who I finally get to talk to
"This call may be monitored for legal purposes in case I decide to beat the living shit out of you"
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What do you expect the reaction to be?
 
The trick is to get them to call YOU for some reason. The next time a telemarketer calls, put them on hold, but instead of Muzak, blast some Nine Inch Nails into the reciever.
 
Or If they ask for someone that does not live in my household I say
"Jerk! They died this morning! You couldn't have called at a worse time!"
 
I once pretended that someone was assaulting me. They kept calling after the phone hung-up. The girl thought it was creepy, but she wouldn't have given it up anyway.
 
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