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Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
April 24th, 2000.
G-- came in last night. He wouldn't talk about his previous girl troubles, and made a rude comment that I actually didn't hear, but he said something about it anyway in the conversation later. His girlfriend (M--?) dumped him. The first person to dump him. S-- is gay. I like G--'s eyes. His eyebrows are: interestig. He smokes, and smokes pot, or-- uses pot. He used to live in LA. He loves his family and hates himself (Doesn't that sound familiar! :roll: ) I love D--. I miss D-- and can't wait to see him today. He says he's really into politics and is writing a magazine. I MUST inquire about acquiring one. Nice smile must get him to smile more. Asked me to pull my shirt straps so he wouldn't see my cleavage. M-- and I got into a debate about the definition of "making out." At one point before that debate, she said something about kissing and hands, and I tried to clarify by asking if this or that meant something and she replied that it meant ______. I said "oh," and kept a look on my face that I had done that very thing, and quite often. M-- and S-- were engrossed and I pretended (to listen to them while considering what I had done) all for G--'s amusement, of course, and he laughed!! Later he asked me to answer him with a 'yes' or 'no' and absolutely no specifics. Then he asked me [my bra cup size, using a specific letter] I said "no." Then he asked me [my bra size, using different numbers and letters] Again, I said "no." S-- said something about [letter], I laughed, and G-- told S-- that I wasn't, because, with all due respect, [rude comment]. I told G-- that I don't get offended with that sort of thing, he said he was more concerned with offending my boyfriend. I said that D-- doesn't care. G-- loves SilverHawks. He has action figures and some episodes. He invited me over to play with [the action figures], I think he was flirting, then.
G-- came in last night. He wouldn't talk about his previous girl troubles, and made a rude comment that I actually didn't hear, but he said something about it anyway in the conversation later. His girlfriend (M--?) dumped him. The first person to dump him. S-- is gay. I like G--'s eyes. His eyebrows are: interestig. He smokes, and smokes pot, or-- uses pot. He used to live in LA. He loves his family and hates himself (Doesn't that sound familiar! :roll: ) I love D--. I miss D-- and can't wait to see him today. He says he's really into politics and is writing a magazine. I MUST inquire about acquiring one. Nice smile must get him to smile more. Asked me to pull my shirt straps so he wouldn't see my cleavage. M-- and I got into a debate about the definition of "making out." At one point before that debate, she said something about kissing and hands, and I tried to clarify by asking if this or that meant something and she replied that it meant ______. I said "oh," and kept a look on my face that I had done that very thing, and quite often. M-- and S-- were engrossed and I pretended (to listen to them while considering what I had done) all for G--'s amusement, of course, and he laughed!! Later he asked me to answer him with a 'yes' or 'no' and absolutely no specifics. Then he asked me [my bra cup size, using a specific letter] I said "no." Then he asked me [my bra size, using different numbers and letters] Again, I said "no." S-- said something about [letter], I laughed, and G-- told S-- that I wasn't, because, with all due respect, [rude comment]. I told G-- that I don't get offended with that sort of thing, he said he was more concerned with offending my boyfriend. I said that D-- doesn't care. G-- loves SilverHawks. He has action figures and some episodes. He invited me over to play with [the action figures], I think he was flirting, then.
Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Reflections on the above entry:
I remember that. That was at Denny's. I think it was a few days before I broke up with that boyfriend; I was very unhappy all the time and he made me crazy (okay so no one makes anyone crazy but if it is possible then that's what happened). I remember this whole thing, except for the SilverHawks part at the end. This is when I was experimenting with a social life, since I had never had one and I wanted to see what it was like. Questions?
Oh, and all brackets [] are inserted by me now, sometimes editing over personal information.
I remember that. That was at Denny's. I think it was a few days before I broke up with that boyfriend; I was very unhappy all the time and he made me crazy (okay so no one makes anyone crazy but if it is possible then that's what happened). I remember this whole thing, except for the SilverHawks part at the end. This is when I was experimenting with a social life, since I had never had one and I wanted to see what it was like. Questions?
Oh, and all brackets [] are inserted by me now, sometimes editing over personal information.
Love Child
One Love
Dude, I have journals from when I was 11 years old.
I don't think I could share them tho. Really I don't.
I don't think I could share them tho. Really I don't.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
May 26.
Oh, and...
GOD?
Oh, and...
Gonad said:
GOD?
Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Gonad said:
After recollection, most definitely not. At all. In any way shape or form. Whoo-hoo! I had a one-timer with G-- a few months later and so far that was the worst fuck out of all the different sexual partners I've had. Good for kissing, but if I had my way I'd kiss him and fuck someone else.
