Pigs

[Dr Dave]

SPAM is good.

 

[Cassie]

Spam = unidentifiable pig parts

 

[Dr Dave]

Spam is still good, you can not argue this point and win.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Spam is the altar at which I worship!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[The Dork Lord]

PRAISE HIM!

 

[Dr Dave]

That can of Spam ate a man?

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's kill or be killed!

 

[Dr Dave]

Eat or not eat.

 

[The Dork Lord]

OR BE EATEN!

 

[Dr Dave]

Eat or be eaten:A Spam Story.

By The Dork Lord & Dr Dave

Forward by:Captain Wacky

 

[The Dork Lord]

RESERVE YOUR COPY TODAY!

Coming soon from

Mine-Field Media!

 

[Yub]

Can I edit and distribute this fine piece of literature?

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's ok with me, if the good doctor doesn't have any objections!

 

[Dr Dave]

I sence no objections at this time.

 

[The Dork Lord]

VIVA LA SPAM!

 

[Dr Dave]

He came, he saw, he spamed!

(then he had sex with ducks)

 

[The Dork Lord]

Then the next day, he did it again!

 

[Dr Dave]

Rinse, lather, repeat.

 

[The Dork Lord]

SPAMBATH!