PILF

[Cassie]

Is now trending on Twitter. Will they still want to fuck her when she's 90?

 

[Cassie]

OH, THEY MEAN PRINCE HARRY. I thought they were talking about the princess.

 

[Cassie]

I bet some think the queen is a real QILF

 

[Dr Dave]

Who are these people who think that?

 

[Cassie]

That prince Harry is a real #PILF

NO, NO HE ISN'T. HE'S A SQUINCHY FACED GINGER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

QILF was trending too. I thought they menat Kate (even though she isn't Queen and won't be for a long time) but maybe they meant THE QUEEN OF NABOO.

 

[Dr Dave]

Will she ever be queen?

Who does take over once Queen Elizabeth II dies?

 

[Loktar]

Will she ever be queen?

Who does take over once Queen Elizabeth II dies?

Prince Charles or Prince William?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, most likely Prince Charles, though the Queen's mother (known as the Queen Mother... they're very creative) lived to 100, so if the Queen did as well then Charles would be 76 by the time he became king. I think everyone would prefer it just went straight to William.

 

[headvoid]

That is about as likely as Prince Edward doing something worthwhile, The Duke of York deciding that selling arms to unstable dictators may not be a good idea and Princess Anne turning down a gin and tonic.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, we'll probably have 20 years of Charles and by the time William's King we'll all be dead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

KING HARRY THE NAZI.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Harry did look pretty damn cool in his uniform.

 

[headvoid]

Which one is cooler?

You can see him itching for the salute in that second picture.

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh yeah he totally wants to do it.

You can tell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

PIPPAS I'D LIKE TO FUCK.