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Pistachios are laced with crack

I have the cure-all.

Venture to Costco. Buy a 5 pound bag of pistachios.

Eat them at every opportunity. Before and after meals, watching television, before bed, etc.

You'll never want another one again.

Well, at least for a couple of months.
 
I love pistachios until I get one that's kind of chewy and bitter, then it puts me off eating any more until I forget the whole bad experience. :(
 
They are like Lays chips that way...once you eat one, you just can't stop.

It's insane. But I'd sure like to know the real biochemical reason that so many people react the exact same way to certian specific foods. That should be worth at least an IgNoble Prize...and maybe a patient and royalites and serious big $$$ when I discover, copyright, and bottle the formula and sell it to food manufacturers.

(Also, Ben & Jerry's Pistachio ice cream is the bomb.)
 
You are annoying. You take things to a TMI on your thought process. :garamet:

Moi?

If so, then now you are just being bitchy for the sake of being bitchy.

As if my pretend plans to discover the secret of what makes pistachios and Lay's chip so addictive are any more or less relevant or more or less "TMI" then an entire new thread started by Flow just to tell everyone here that he happens to be one of the billions of humans who also find pistachios highly addictive.

It was a - I figured - less than serious post, so I gave a less than serious response.
 
I'm sure there is a biochemical reason that's already been studied and documented 20 years ago.
 
I'm sure there is a biochemical reason that's already been studied and documented 20 years ago.


Yeah, but why isn't it being widely used to make other things compellingly addictive?

Like waffles you just can't eat one of, or apples that you can't stop eating for some reason?

Then again, for all I know it is being put in our food even now, and we don't know it.... *bryce looks around manically*

You know, by the ever mysterious "Them"... *puts on tinflil hat*


(Btw, does anyone know if the shiny side is supposed to go out, or in on these foil hats? I can never rember which way keeps out more of the mind control beams?)
 
Go to KFC (if you can stomach it) it's the colonel's secret recipe.


Ah...

But I can't eat that crap now that I am older.

(Plus some time durring the big buy out and Pepsico merger in the late 80's, KFC and Taco Bell completely changed their recipes or coking methods or something, because I swear that their food tasted very very different when I was a kid and a teen, then right at that time it all changed. It used to taste a lot better...not exactly gormet, but not like the unedible shit they serve up now that I can't even choke down. And I read that recently KFC changed their cooking oil again, to some zero trans-fat stuff...maybe irt's a betteroil, I dunno, but people I know who have tried it since the switch, have told me that it's pretty damn tasteless now. Even more than before.

So anyway, I wouldn't even feed my dog that shit.
 
Yes, you.

It would not be annoying if you didn't put in more than you need to ON EVERY SINGLE POST.
That is why it is annoying.
 
Aenea, ifsomethining about my posts here and on WF is just unbearably "annoying" and bothersome to you, can't you just put me on "ignore" in both palaces???
 
Well, frak me! I am just so completely knacled and wacked from lack of sleep that I didn't in time noticed crappy and careless spacing spacing issues....

Should gave have looked like this, of course:

Aenea, if something about my posts here and on WF is just unbearably "annoying" and bothersome to you, can't you just put me on "ignore" in both palaces???
 
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More along the lines of "its been asked by others and you never coplied then". I'm not a fan of reinventing the wheel, so no thank you. :) :finger:

Eh, fuck it, I tried to be nice, but you just wanna be a bitch. If my posts annoy you, the DON'T READ THEM. Nobody's forcing you to. And if for some reason that's too hard for you to do, you can always use the "ignore" feature.
 
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