CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
1) Find a pro-paedophilia message board.
2) Register with names of a pro-paedophilia slant (such as ChillToucher.)
3) Have signatures such as "I 100% AGREE WITH THE GENERAL SENTIMENT EXPRESSED ON THIS BOARD."
4) Make thousands of posts like "If CERTAIN SEX acts were made legal I would commit SAID ACTS as often as possible and with as many "willing partners" (nudge nudge, wink wink) as possible!
5) Write erotic fiction of a genre appreciated by the members of the board.
6) Have Dakota Fanning avatars.
7) After two solid years of posting and seemingly ejoying and approving the discussion on the board we will finally have won their trust. NOW WE STRIKE. Suggest a huge meet-up to be attend by ALL board memembers. Also suggest that we have a "big cage" at said meet-up "just in case any of us happen to abduct some children on the way to the event, HINT HINT! And we'll take care of the locks." When the event has begun and all the members have arrived, we will get up on stage and removing our shirts revealing T-SHIRTS below with the legend "WE WERE TROLLING YOU ALL ALONG!" ironed onto them. We will then release the children from the big cage and set fire to the building, killing all the board members and any children not lucky enough to escape in time. And indeed us if the angry paedos block the exists or something. But it'll be worth it! TEH ULTIMATE UBER PWNAGE TROLLGASM!!!!!!!!1
2) Register with names of a pro-paedophilia slant (such as ChillToucher.)
3) Have signatures such as "I 100% AGREE WITH THE GENERAL SENTIMENT EXPRESSED ON THIS BOARD."
4) Make thousands of posts like "If CERTAIN SEX acts were made legal I would commit SAID ACTS as often as possible and with as many "willing partners" (nudge nudge, wink wink) as possible!
5) Write erotic fiction of a genre appreciated by the members of the board.
6) Have Dakota Fanning avatars.
7) After two solid years of posting and seemingly ejoying and approving the discussion on the board we will finally have won their trust. NOW WE STRIKE. Suggest a huge meet-up to be attend by ALL board memembers. Also suggest that we have a "big cage" at said meet-up "just in case any of us happen to abduct some children on the way to the event, HINT HINT! And we'll take care of the locks." When the event has begun and all the members have arrived, we will get up on stage and removing our shirts revealing T-SHIRTS below with the legend "WE WERE TROLLING YOU ALL ALONG!" ironed onto them. We will then release the children from the big cage and set fire to the building, killing all the board members and any children not lucky enough to escape in time. And indeed us if the angry paedos block the exists or something. But it'll be worth it! TEH ULTIMATE UBER PWNAGE TROLLGASM!!!!!!!!1
