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Plants Vs. Zombies

I don't know who OnyxOverdrive is but he's really good at games with "Gold" in their name.
 
Someone had to be the golden shower champion!
 
I was enjoying taking a few titles away from Captain, but I must say my attention span has reached its peak.
 
I have been obsessing over this tower game THINGY, no matter what combination of towers I build, the creeps still get me at nearly the exact same time EVERY TIME.
 
Why didn't anyone tell me there's a WHACK THE PENIS game? :rwmad:

*goes off to whack some peni
 
I don't really like the filthy games. Too tacky.
 
Whacking peni isn't FILTHY.
 
I DON'T LIKE THEM.

I have also come to the conclusion that OnyxOverdrive is a robot designed only for playing Gold Miner games, as he now seems to be playing just to beat his own scores, but his programming went faulty and he accidentally played Golden Shower and Mind Your Marbles because their names are slightly similar to Gold Miner.
 
I don't think I've played 3 before, but I used to play teh original a lot. IMO, it's always better to make moves at the bottom of the grid than the top, if possible... of course sometimes you don't have a choice.
 
I had a really long game today and still only got half MM's high score!
 
I have Bejeweled 2 loaded on my PC and have become a grand master at it. I should try 3 SO I CAN OWN YOUR SOULS.
 
NO MORE MOVIES :rwmad:
 
NO MORE MOVES.

Holy shit it would take a week straight to beat mm's score. PAUSE MUCH?
 
Ok, this isn't addictive or even very well programmed, but since this is the games thread...

Play golf on Saturn's moons! Each moon has a different gravitational field, all of which are lower than Earth's, so see if you can get a hole in one, rather than one in orbit.
Sector 6: Golf Sector 6
 
Would CARL SAGAN play it?
 
If he were still among us I've no doubt there'd be an autotuned video of him playing it, with lots of comments below from people saying how much they like how he pronounces the word "putt". *sniffle*
 
[YOUTUBE]UFDgrUzoWtU[/YOUTUBE]
 
Mama mia!
 
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