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[CaptainWacky]

HER OH

man: hahaha

man2: what?

man: hahahahaha

man2: what?

man: hahahahhaha

man2: WHAT?

man: What?

man2: Yes!

man: What?

man2: I'm asking you!

man: what?

man2: why are you laughing?

man: I'm not

man2: you were!

man: yeah

man2: well?

man: what?

man2: WHY?

man: what?

man2: ARGH! Tell me why!

man: I did!

man2: What!?

man: Yep, that's it!

man2: What!?

man: Exactly right!

man2: WHY WERE YOU FUCKINGSHIT LAUGHING?

man: Because of what!

man2: Because of what!?

man: Because of what?

man2: BECAUSE OF WHAT!?

man: Oh, me, right, yes, well, I was laughing because of you.

man2: me?

man: Yes

man2: why?

man: What?

man2: WHY WERE YOU LAUGHING BECAUSE OF ME!?

man: What!

man2: TELL ME!

man: Did.

man2: What?

man: Todl you!

man2: TOLD ME WHAT?!

man: That I was laughing at you because you were saying "what"!

man2: THAT'S it?

man: Yep!

man2: Hang on! You were laughing BEFORE I said "what"!?

man: Yeah.

man2: Well why were you laughing then?

man: Because I knew if I started laughing you'd say what! And it made me laugh!

man2: What's so funny about me saying "what"?

man: You say it funny!

man2: I do not!

man: Say it.

man2: What?

man: Hahahaha! You said it funny! Hahahaha!

man2: AAAAAAAAAARGH!

(man2 brutally stabs man to death with a hunting knife.)

man2: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? NOW WHO'S LAUGHING!

fin

 

[Yub]

I thought this was going to be about that album by Moby

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, it's a play called "HER OH" in all caps and the title has nothing to do with the play but I'm not changing it, I WILL NOT COMPROMISE IN THAT AREA, but in all other areas I will compromise, so go nuts with demands!

 

[Dr Dave]

The play needs a rubber chicken

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's perfect just the way it is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rubber chicken will be seen in the background throughout the play but never refered to.

 

[Cassie]

Needs a Hobbit sex scene.

 

[Gagh]

ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY ME LOOK OVER YOUR SHIOLULDER I;M A MIKING GUN LET;S G I;M READY RTO RUN OH AHIT MY QUAD TORE I CAN;T RU NOW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

(man2 stands on stage holding the bloody knife for ten whole minutes, taking in what he's done.)

man2: How could I have done this, killed my only friend! How...a moment of insanity...one moment...and now...what am I...not human anymore...I'm a monster...a monster like a big muscular wrestler, LIKE TRIPLE HE IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU FLAY WARREN IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HOBBIT SEX AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT UP THE ASS IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR DEBT AND IF YOU CAN PAY IT, IT'S ALL ABOUT CUMCENTRAL AND WHO'S GONNA MAKE IT, I AM THE GAME YOU DON'T WANT TO GAY ME, I AM CONTROL, NO HOBBIT GONNA GAY ME, I AM RESPECT I AM SARUMAN THE WHITE, I AM SAURON TOO AND NOT NOT GAYASS HOBBIT FAGFUCK NIGGERS ON WELFARE LOL I'M TROLLING BY SAYING "FAG" AND "######" I'M SO COOL YOU "LOOSERS" WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND ME AND MY WAYS, OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M A FUCKDAMN MURDERED, MYLEENE KLASS'S TITS ARE NICE.

 

[Cassie]

OMG YOU TROLLY TROLL!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm trying to imagine Lemmy singing all of that and I just can't

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I actually wrote something like this in 1993.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DID YOU NOT MAKE MILLIONS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I WAS EMO BEFORE EMO WAS EMO

 

[CaptainWacky]

Emos get a bad press.

(And probably deserve it!)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Emo is just eyeliner-optional Goth.

 

[curiousa2z]

OMG.




YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I was proto-emo-goth AKA A KID THAT WORE HEAVY METAL SHIRTZ AND SMOKED WEED!

You can all feel free to make fun of my leather jacket now.