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Please god...

Sarek

Vuhlkansu Wihs
We don't ask for much here at TK. Not much at all. A server that doesn't fuck up, software that's bug free. Admins with half a brain.

We really don't require much in the way of attention. We're pretty self sufficient and in many ways, people are fairly friendly to each other. But it's now gotten to the point where we need to ask, nay, beseech you,

CAN YOU SEND US SOME FUCKING NOOBS WITH HALF A BRAIN AND SOME FUCKING TALENT NEXT TIME!!

Thank you.
 
Nuts.jpg
 
We already have a person that posts image replies and is a copy and paste machine.

His name is Starguard.

NEXT!
 
So far I've found you acceptable.

It's also in large part due to the nude photos of your wife you sent. ;)
 
Sarek said:
We don't ask for much here at TK. Not much at all. A server that doesn't fuck up, software that's bug free. Admins with half a brain.

We really don't require much in the way of attention. We're pretty self sufficient and in many ways, people are fairly friendly to each other. But it's now gotten to the point where we need to ask, nay, beseech you,

CAN YOU SEND US SOME FUCKING NOOBS WITH HALF A BRAIN AND SOME FUCKING TALENT NEXT TIME!!

Thank you.

He doesn't listen to prayers from people with red eyes and pointy ears. It's against the union contract he has with the devil.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
I have some good mom jokes.

Tell us some. How fat is your mama? How stupid is your mama? How many times your daddy fucked your mama up the poop shoot to produce you?
 
Ha ha. You're a dumb bastard, blackfoot.

I mean, geedis. Wow you sure are fooling us with your dual.
 
geedis said:
Tell us some. How fat is your mama? How stupid is your mama? How many times your daddy fucked your mama up the poop shoot to produce you?

Those are all very serious questions that deserve equally serious and grave responses.

I'll PM them.
 
Henock can't be Mormon. The only pussy he likes has four legs and licks peanut butter out of his ass.
 
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