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Please return Gagh's Canned Hams

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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Somebody has stolen Gagh's canned hams. He was to donate these to a charity event for Loktar.

Without those canned hams, Loktar will not get his trip to Reno to gamble for a new fish tank to replace the one he smashed to bits in a rage over the lack of gummy vitamins at his house.

Please don't let Loktar go without a new fish tank for his gold fish crackers!

If whomever stole the canned hams from Gagh, please return them, no questions asked.

Thanks,

Dr Dave
 
I don't know who has them. OR DO I...
 
I STILL LACK GUMMY VITAMINS. :rwmad:
 
I think [you] knows something. But not [random], that cunt.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I think Loktar knows something. But not safAccuff, that cunt.
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I know nothing. I ate steamed hams not canned hams.

And no you can't see the Aurora Borealis localized in my kitchen.
 
I edit the post depending on who's viewing the thread.
 
Thats better?
 
What sort of madness is this?!!?!?!
 
PRODIGIOUS HAMS
 
I want the hams to emerge as a superior lifeform and consume us all in a massive pork-fried fireball.
 
GAGH ACTING ALL INNOCENT, BUT HE DIDN'T BELIEVE JOKER WHEN HE PLEADED HIS INNONCENT OVER THE CARD THING AND BEGGED FOR HIS LIFE. GAGH PUSHED FOR A DEATH SENTENCE THEN AND WE SHOULD DO THE SAME THING NOW.
 
ALL JOKERS DIE BY THE END OF THE MOVIE (oh wait that's Catwoman) BUT YEAH
 
BULLY BEEF used to be the Ham of choice until the masters of Ham, SPAM took over.
 
I have not had spam in ages.
 
All joking aside: I hate shelves.
 
How can you help shaves?
 
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