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Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
An unwashed brute with tiny, beady eyes insisted on talking to me while we were waiting in the checkout lane. He looked kind of like Jeff except about fifty pounds lighter and Latino. So he starts talking about some whore on the gossip magazine's cover being single and wanting to be her boyfriend, I'm like yeah, cool. Talk to the hand, fatass. Then he says that she lives in Calabasas (about five miles down the freeway) and makes some remark about wanting to go see where she lives. I'm like ok, cool, get the message? Fuck off. Now he starts talking about some dumbass TV show but thankfully it was my turn at the register and I was saved as if by Jesus himself.

(That was my socialising for the day lol.)
 
eloisel

eloisel

Forever Empress E
See, this is where you would have benefitted from the "Forced Cell Phone Conversation" ruse. You get your cell phone from wherever you keep it, say it vibrates to let him know that is why he didn't hear it, then put it to your ear and say "Oh, Hi," then actively listen - "yes," "hmm," "sure," "I don't know but I'll think about it," etc. until the cashier is ready for you then end the faux call by saying something like "sorry, got to go - the cashier is waiting on me."

You are so lucky you weren't in the pickle aisle. Count your blessings or lucky stars or something.
 
Bickendan

Bickendan

Shifty sumbitch
Been there, done that, was the cashier.
 
ToeRag

ToeRag

Fucked Bunny
Dual said:
An unwashed brute with tiny, beady eyes insisted on talking to me while we were waiting in the checkout lane. He looked kind of like Jeff except about fifty pounds lighter and Latino. So he starts talking about some whore on the gossip magazine's cover being single and wanting to be her boyfriend, I'm like yeah, cool. Talk to the hand, fatass. Then he says that she lives in Calabasas (about five miles down the freeway) and makes some remark about wanting to go see where she lives. I'm like ok, cool, get the message? Fuck off. Now he starts talking about some dumbass TV show but thankfully it was my turn at the register and I was saved as if by Jesus himself.

(That was my socialising for the day lol.)
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you should really get out less
 
Loktar

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
ToeRag said:
you should really get out less
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Reluctantly I agree. You'll waste less rose petals on your jaunts from the ivory tower and save money on surgery to correct the sneer frozen on your face from sneering too much at the common people.
 
FBI parte due

FBI parte due

Folces Weard
That was kind of a reach, dude.
 
Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
Loktar said:
Not really. He's a snobby, faggoty rich boy.

(Don't get me wrong I'm sure he's a nice guy, I just wouldn't fit in his social circles most likely)
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Dude, I'm not snobby, nor a rich boy. I may be faggoty, but you're a tranny, so who are you to talk? ;)

(What social circles? lol)
 
Loktar

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
Dual said:
Dude, I'm not snobby, nor a rich boy. I may be faggoty, but you're a tranny, so who are you to talk? ;)

(What social circles? lol)
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Well....um.... dammit.....STOP MAKING IT HARD OR ME TO FAKE DISLIKE YOU AND INSULT YOU!

(Actually you're doing great! Keep up the good job. Still better than Pickle where the fake dislike turned into real dislike)
 
aeommai

aeommai

cookie?
as long as we're talking about people, they're doing some godawful stupid diversity issue workshop instead of a normal lab, and one of the "assistant/observer" is really hot. i wish she wasn't obscured by one of the concrete pillars of the lab room.

goddamn it.
 
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