Poem about Natalie Portman's ears

[CaptainWacky]

I often think about your ears, Natalie
I think about how they don't look human, Natalie
I've been thinking about them for years, Natalie
Thinking about your ears, Natalie

They look like the ears of an elf, Natalie
Like you're not even human, Natalie
It makes me wonder about my mental health, Natalie
Thinking about your ears, Natalie

Maybe you had an operation, Natalie
To make them look like human ears, Natalie
I'm getting ideas above my station, Natalie
Thinking about your ears, Natalie

You're probably human for real, Natalie
Not one of the fair folk from beyond the sea, Natalie
I just can't help how I feel, Natalie
Thinking about your ears, Natalie

I'm thinking about them right now, Natalie
Thinking I want to bit them, Natalie
Bite them clean off...wow, Natalie
Thinking about your ears, Natalie

Look what you've driven me to, Natalie
Sending my secret messages when you touch your ears, Natalie
It's a rotten thing for you to do, Natalie
When I'm thinking about your ears, Natalie

I'm thinking about your ears, Natalie

 

[The Tomtrek]

Made me cry!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think she'll read it one day.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Really more people need to read this poem.

 

[CaptainWacky]

One person IN PARTICULAR.

(Dr Dave.)