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POETRY & HITLER

Lol internet said:
IIRC Hitler was Austrian.
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That's so fucking cliché, you little fucking dork - This is why Charas must die.

And I wont shed a single tear, other than the tears from the never ending LOL that will be spammed over your forum in the final hours of it's existance.

Learn to understand what's cool and what's not cool, and by doing so hopefully you'll eventually get laid; if you can post less on Charas that is.
 
Sarek said:
He means, "Were have you been? Hiding under mommy's skirt again?”

What a moron.
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He is a little coward, isn't he? I've been on his ignore list since day 2 or something.
 
Lord Raffles said:
I havn't seen you around, and frankly I was starting to think you had left; how have you found the new dorks?
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What? You missed me? Awwwwww. I have simply been too busy. You know that thing called a 'life'? I 'hide' from no one. Whatever would make you think I left? I disappear for a few days and this gives you pause to believe I left? Silly little girl.
 
Lucy said:
Whatever do you mean??
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He means that you're a sniveling loud-mouthed puke. You prance into a thread, spew your tiresome crud that you've spewed a thousand times before, end up mostly ignored, then sit twitching and poised to mash your fingers into keyboard as soon as someone mentions your name....

("Please reply to my post! OH GOD PLEASE!!1")

When that happens, you get a hard on and have to visit your father in the old folks home.

So, perhaps you're not as much of a gutless coward as everyone thinks you are--a mincing meatball who scurries away in fear; you're simply a misunderstood, sensitive incest-ridden homo bitch boy.

I hope that answered your question, Lucy baby.
 
SaintLucifer said:
What? You missed me? Awwwwww. I have simply been too busy. You know that thing called a 'life'? I 'hide' from no one. Whatever would make you think I left? I disappear for a few days and this gives you pause to believe I left? Silly little girl.
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Got any examples of your exploits from your adventures in cyberspace to share?
 
Lord Raffles said:
Got any examples of your exploits from your adventures in cyberspace to share?
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The closest I have come to 'space' the past few days must have been when I was cleaning out the eavestroughs of my home on the weekend. Then there are the endless visits to goddamn relatives I do not otherwise wish to see (good thing I turned down the visit to my relatives in Scotland) but one needs to keep the family 'peace' going. Then there are the many bitches I must content with who just cannot seem to get enough of my schlong. Why women become hornier on the weekend utterly baffles me. My cock is STILL sore.
 
SaintLucifer said:
The closest I have come to 'space' the past few days must have been when I was cleaning out the eavestroughs of my home on the weekend. Then there are the endless visits to goddamn relatives I do not otherwise wish to see (good thing I turned down the visit to my relatives in Scotland) but one needs to keep the family 'peace' going. Then there are the many bitches I must content with who just cannot seem to get enough of my schlong. Why women become hornier on the weekend utterly baffles me. My cock is STILL sore.
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Do you always lie so much to appear vaguely interesting?

You're a homeless slob using a library computer and you have no friends. Shut your semen cave now.
 
Duncelor said:
Do you always lie so much to appear vaguely interesting?

You're a homeless slob using a library computer and you have no friends. Shut your semen cave now.
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Shall I introduce you to my 'semen cave'? Her name is Heather. She is a gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with a body to die for. Natch. I do not know about 'friends' per se but I do have many 'followers'. Too many individuals who meet me quickly learn it is too much to be expected that I even acknowledge the existence of my lessers. At times I feel most charitable and do acknowledge them to which they squeal with delight, do cartwheels and utter 'he spoke to me! I am not lying! He spoke to me!! Allllrrrrriiiggghhhttt!' I would expect your jealousy to be backed up by that gleaming green eye.
 
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