Poetry, "Springer" style

[Tisiphone]

Roses are red
Lilacs are black
The only way I'd have sex with you
Was if your boobs were on your back

 

[Tisiphone]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a dog
That wouldn't even hump you

 

[Tisiphone]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're too fat
Nobody will have sex with you.

 

[Tisiphone]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The waffle house whore
Goes moo, moo, moo.

 

[Tisiphone]

Bump

 

[Loktar]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your husband looks better in drag
than you do.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Bitch, why you sleep with my sister?
I seen you the other day when you kissed her.
Just because I beat you a lot
Don't mean you gotta eat her twat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate life
life is gay
I'm mad at the world
all will pay

 

[Loktar]

I'm a broke weirdo
With fuck all to do.
But wipe the shit
Underneath my shoe.