CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Or Three Gay Men And A Gay Orgy.
if I had an understanding wife and a broad minded teenage son, I could actually watch it. In fact, I have neither.

Hey wife and teenage son! How are you today?
Listen, two men I met on the internet (I know kind of what one likes, but not the other) have suggested some films for me to watch. I don't know their real names, but we really have a giggle together about things like Tom Cruise and Axes and Metal Feet, anyway they want me to watch a film called POLTERGAY and said it would be ok, one of them gave me a seal of approval made of eggs mayonnaise.
So, what do you reckon?