POOR LITTLE TOMATOES

[Cassie]

It smells like dead plants outside. It finally froze long enough to KILL EVERYTHING, even the shit I covered with blankets.

WTF am I gonna do with a whole bag full of green tomatoes?

 

[Love Child]

Make some great salsa?
Don't tomatoes turn red after a while if you leave them out?
What do you normally do with your tomatoes?

 

[Dr Dave]

Use them for target practice.

 

[Cassie]

USUALLY, I let them get ripe on the vine. I guess some of these might get ripe if I leave them alone.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Attend a speech/performance of someone you don't like.

 

[headvoid]

Make them into Green Tomato Chutney

or sell them on ebay as GIANT PEAS

 

[Dr Dave]

Try and get the dogs to eat them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Make some FRIED GREEN TOMATOES with your favorite lezbeen friends!

 

[Cassie]

I baked some with Italian breadcrumbs and olive oil for supper tonight, they were pretty good.

I NEED SOME LESBIAN FRIENDS

 

[Mirah]

What she really means is "Poor little Tom's Toes" I knew it!

 

[Henoch]

Make green tomato paste & rub it all over your body until u get this result...

 

[CaptainWacky]

NAUGHTY tomato plants.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Makes me want to watch Free Enterprise again. It's been a while...

 

[Tisiphone]

My mom makes the best friend green tomatoes, and it's usually accompanied by her homemade mac & cheese. I LOVE SOUTHERN WOMEN AND THEIR SOUTHERN COOKING