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Pope causes outrage by quoting Tasvir

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Pope Benedict the Pope today caused outrage by quoting noted scholar and troll Tasvir. "I HATE NIGGERSHITS! THEY ARE LAZY, GOOD FOR NOTHING, BIG-LIPPED, SMELLY NIGGERBASTARDFUCKS!" said the pope. "I would like to clarify that I am quoting Tasvir here and his views do not necessarily represent mine. Although in this case, they obviosly do. NIGGERS SUCK! :sarek:"

"I was outraged," said Dawn French's husband and black Lenny Henry. "First Ricky Gervais has a go at me and now this! AWUGHA, AWUGAH, SQUACK, SQUACK!"

DeForest Kelly was unavailable for comment.
 
It's ironic that the only people who give a shit what the Pope says are DeForest Kelly, Lenny Henry and other people with lots of y's in their names.
 
I asked Natalie Portman if she cared and she said "fuck no!"
 
She was on telly last night in somefilm, but she was about 14, so I didn't bother waiting to see if she'd be naked
 
LEON!!
 
Fuddlemiff said:
She was on telly last night in somefilm, but she was about 14, so I didn't bother waiting to see if she'd be naked
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That makes absolutely no sense to me.
 
Well, if you knew the movie, you'd understand.
 
When he says "she was 14 so I didn't bother to wait to see if she was naked"...althugh now I realise he meant they wouldn't have shown a naked 14 year old, not that he turned over becasue he was disgusted at the idea of a naked 14 year old Natalie (who would be!) Mabywe.
 
According to natalie there was supposed to be a nude shower scene of her. It got cut because nat's mom'n'dad suck ballz
 
Yes Menty's expressed disappointment about that to me many times. WHY WERE HER PARENTS SUCH PRUDES!
 
they ruined precious fap material for millions of fans. Thusly, saving trillions of sperm from dying an unused death.
 
I hope Natalie goes nude in her new movie (Disney's "Fuzzy Wuzzy Adventure!")
 
Where we explore natalie's fuzzy wuzzie
 
Her armpits!?
 
lusious armpits
 
NATALIEN LANTIEALNIETNIATINE ANTIAEN LNATALIEN TNATLIEN NATALINE TNATLIENLATINEANIET NALITEN NLTANLITE NATLIE
 
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