*pops collar*

[Alex Buchet]

:bigass:

 

[Elrod]

I've already spoken to one of the parents directly on the phone.

What is it with you calling people's parents, anyway? Stay away from the telephone and stick with the eBay, okay?

 

[jack]

What is it with me calling people's jobs anyway? I should stay away from the telephone and stick with the eBay, okay?

Ok with me.

 

[Elrod]

Aren't you going to ask me how my Mom is?

 

[Alex Buchet]

*takes to fraternity formal, throws up on her dress*

 

[Elrod]

*cockblocks Alex, pays for her dry cleaning, throws up on her again*

 

[Alex Buchet]

*smokes cigar*
BROS BEFORE HOS DOODER!
*suckerpunches pledge, pulls down pants*

 

[Lilac]

Luci will shit a brick when he sees this hot chick.

 

[Elrod]

That's nice.

 

[jack]

Hey Alex!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Elrod still seems to fantasize about me.

That's a little sweet...

 

[jack]

Boy there's some good commie trolling in Elrod's future

 

[Elrod]

Elrod still seems to fantasize about me.

That's a little sweet...

I want you in me.

 

[jack]

122x

 

[jack]

ee

 

[jack]

el

 

[jack]

sqwerg

 

[jack]

flembo yah

 

[jack]

whats the difference between groth and hellman

 

[jack]

About 6 inches :bigass: