Post a pic and I will caption it.

[Archibald Nixon]

Dare ya.

 

[The Dork Lord]

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Imperium]

Spoiler

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[eloisel]

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Yumpin Yesus!
Sucks that I don't have more time...

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Well, the studio exec said that if we've got a 'PG', we gotta have at least one fart joke and one cuss. I'm sure he knows what he's doing, so...THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, KIDS!"

$

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Y'know...I think 'Lost' has finally jumped the shark."

!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Spoiler

"Fifteen more minutes, mom --I'm almost done posting pr0n on teh internets. Can you reheat that mac & cheese for me?"

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[Archibald Nixon]

"I'll overlook those overdue library books, Mr. Doucet, if you'll do something for me..."

()

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Yeah, man...When I first designed it, I was like, 'who needs a plumb-bob?'"

/

 

[Archibald Nixon]

defibrillation bump

 

[Kitty]

 

[J&L Massacres]

 

[Archibald Nixon]

...And when Gulliver woke in the land of Fratboybingedrinkia, its citizens promised him Excedrin and three glasses of water on the condition that he would lead them to the Great Redemption at Segway.

.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

How about one that's not already got a punchline?

 

[Cock]

new Lilliputians Lager. the beer that knocks you down, and KEEPs you down

 

[J&L Massacres]

 

[The Dork Lord]