Post here if you aren't Jack

[Shatna]

You don't know jack!

 

[Chatty]

*Is not jack*

 

[Shatna]

OK, fine. I admit it - I'm jack.

It hasn't been easy being Shatna and jack at the same time, fuckleys, so I hope you appreciate the effort. Letting my Shatna persona win every fucking time was a drag, but it was necessary to make the deception seem real and I guess it must have WORKED because I fucking PWNED every last motherfucking one of you (laughing)!

I am the fucking KING of TK!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Pryce]

*looks in the mirror*

Nada....I'm not Jack...

Just RuReddy...

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Shatna, I'm sorry but my bullshit meter just went to overflow....

 

[Shatna]

Do tell!

 

[Neil]

As the one person here who's actually MET Jack in RL, and considering his influence and presence around these parts, it's comforting to me to know I've met 2/3rds of the total posters on this board.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

I thought that was TQ?

 

[Shatna]

As the one person here who's actually MET Jack in RL, and considering his influence and presence around these parts, it's comforting to me to know I've met 2/3rds of the total posters on this board.

"influence"?

 

[Neil]

I never said positive.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

I never said positive.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Shatna]

True.

 

[jack]

Shut the fuck up, Shatna.

 

[Shatna]

OR ELSE WHAT, JACK? YOU'LL BAN ME ONCE YOU'RE IN CHARGE?

C'MON CRAZY FLAILING MAN, COME GET ME

 

[jack]

You're so scared of me being in charge, what the fuck are you gonna do when it happens?

"DUCK AND COVER"

 

[Shatna]

I DONT KNOW, PROBABLY GET BANNED

 

[Shatna]

BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF, YOU CRAZY OLD GOAT

 

[jack]

"OLD" IS ALL YOU GOT ISNT IT??

YOU'RE SHITTING YOUR FUCKING PANTS AND YOU KNOW IT.

 

[jack]

You know what? I'm going to buy Shatner's Trousers :bigass:

 

[Shatna]

PLEASE DONT SCARE ME NO MORE MISTER CRAZY FUCKING OLD COOT