Post like a normal person in this thread.

[CaptainWacky]

How are you all doing today?

 

[Mentalist]

About as good as Rolf Harris after having both his feet eaten by giant ants.

 

[Cassie]

I am fine, and how are you?

 

[FBI parte due]

You just had to go and ruin it, didn't you? JUST LIKE THAT PICNINC LAST SUMMER WHERE OYU RPAE D POOR AUNLT FENNIE FGSFDS

 

[Mentalist]

Is this the 'Be a normal person thread' or the 'Talk like Miller' thread?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well Miller is a fine upstanding gentlehobbit and we'd all do well to emulate him and his ways.

 

[FBI parte due]

Good gosh, but it seems hazardous posting with trolls around! Let's adjourn to TrekBBS where we can have civilized, yet insightful and thrilling, conversation!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Perhaps these rotten trolling chaps are just misunderstood (like Keanu Reeves) and can be brought around to our way of thinking by the use of tea and scones?

 

[Tisiphone]

Excuse me, could I get some tea please?

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm sorry, I meant some crack.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STEREOTYPE

 

[The Tomtrek]

Seriously I sat here for like 10 mins trying to think of something normal to say but I just can't do it.

 

[Ishcabittle]

By jove! I thinkk things are looking up for our fair mistress! Toss me another fag, lest I perish!

 

[FBI parte due]

Golly, I sure hate fags!

 

[Ishcabittle]

^ Perfectly normal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Darn tootin'!

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO BE BRITISH AND WACKY NAILED THAT AMERICAN LINGO LOL

 

[FBI parte due]

^ Perfectly normal.

Do you besmirch my honor? Laugh out loud!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If this is normal then give me ARAB JIBBLETS anyway.