Post like a normal person in this thread.

[FBI parte due]

 

[Conchaga]

Anyone can post normally. All it takes is a bit of control when your hands suddenly want to pound at the keyboard in order to make nonsensical alphanumeric patterns on the screen. Now, let's all go over to slipstream bulletin board system and laugh out loud at the antics of HeroicFool and S. Sadiablo (also known as HF's girl). We'll make them say 'what the fuck' for sure.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm in!

 

[Loktar]

Excuse me, could I get some tea please?

Would you like a Teabaggin' as well?

*wink*

 

[Tisiphone]

Would you like a Teabaggin' as well?

*wink*

You'll have to ask the man who currently teabags me.

 

[Loktar]

You'll have to ask the man who currently teabags me.

*gulp*

*slowly walks away and then runs like hell*

 

[Tisiphone]

*gulp*

*slowly walks away and then runs like hell*

Ah...don't be scared. I'm healthy, vivacious young woman. No need to run like hell.

 

[Conchaga]

*teabags Tisiphone*

 

[Loktar]

Ah...don't be scared. I'm healthy, vivacious young woman. No need to run like hell.

Thats true, and for all I know your man could be a 90 pound weakling and not the more probable 225 pound muscle bound oaf I imagine him to be.

So what the heck....*teabags Tisiphone*

 

[Tisiphone]

Now, now boys. One at a time...or should it be two at a time?

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Conchaga]

I'm 215lbs. Not 225.

 

[Loktar]

I'm 215lbs. Not 225.

I'm 240lbs. With a 15lb dick.

 

[Conchaga]

how do you wear pants and walk?

 

[Conchaga]

Do you look like this guy?

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm 240lbs. With a 15lb dick.

I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get it off me!

 

[Loktar]

how do you wear pants and walk?

I don't wear pants and I cart my dick around in a wheelbarrow.

 

[Tisiphone]

I don't wear pants and I cart my dick around in a wheelbarrow.

Does "Dear god, what is that thing?" echo in your perfect ears?

 

[Loktar]

Does "Dear god, what is that thing?" echo in your perfect ears?

No. Usually THWAP! does.

 

[Conchaga]

Does "Dear god, what is that thing?" echo in your perfect ears?

To the pain?

 

[Loktar]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.