Post your favorite spoonerisms here.

[Cygnus]

Shave and a hair cut, two bits.

(Cave and a bear hut, two shits.)

 

[proteon]

cunning stunt (stunning cunt)

 

[jack]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

 

[Cygnus]

Brodo Faggins, Grandalf the Gey(gay).

Gene Hackman and Hugh Jackman.

(Heen Jackman and Jew Hackman.)

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Shake a tit. (Take a shit.)

 

[davdirks]

You all are shining wits.

 

[jack]

Clucks defiant (fucks the client)