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Cygnus

Ex Shoe Shiner
Shave and a hair cut, two bits.

(Cave and a bear hut, two shits.)
 
cunning stunt (stunning cunt)
 
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
 
Brodo Faggins, Grandalf the Gey(gay).

Gene Hackman and Hugh Jackman.

(Heen Jackman and Jew Hackman.)
 
Shake a tit. (Take a shit.)
 
You all are shining wits.
 
Clucks defiant (fucks the client)
 
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