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POWER OUTAGE

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
There was a power outage that covered quite a large area last night, but I can't find any mention of it on Google. WTF? Maybe it doesn't matter cuz i live out in the sticks :rwmad:
 
maybe you voted the WRONG WAY and now they will ignore you!
(except at tax time of course)
 
do you usually use Google for your news source?
 
Has there been a TK POWER OUTAGE as well?
 
"The man" might be covering it up.

Also TK seems a bit slow today.
 
Maybe it was due to an alien ship that was building pyramids (this is a more logical explanation than them being built by slaves) and crashed into power lines?
 
Well it is believed that UFO's do draw energy from like power lines.

You might search for UFO reports in your area.
 
OFF TO THE GOOGLE MONSTER!

Fuck.. I really can't believe that when I google my county plus power outage that there isn't anything about it. The power was out over a HUGE area for probably 45 minutes. All the people in the outage aren't even on the same lines, so when one transformer gets blown in a storm or something it only takes out a small area. The source of this outage had to be something besides lightening (no storm last night) or a car crash, so it should be mentioned somewhere on the internet.

There's nothing on the Tampa Tribune's website, which also covers this area. OMG THE ALIENS ARE SQUASHING THE INFORMATION. THE LIZARDS ARE AMONG US.
 
Maybe your county doesn't call them power outages, but rather NOMOREVOLTZBYEBYE.

Try that in the search window.
 
CASSIE YOU JUST WANT TO SEE YOUR COUNTY'S NAME ON GOOGLE!
 
I got PLENTY of my county's name on Google, just nothing about the VERY IMPORTANT power outage last night. I NEARLY MISSED WAREHOUSE 13!
 
Google your power company's name.
 
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
 
Maybe you were abducted by aliens.
 
It was just a suggestion Cassie.
 
DOn'T LISTEN TO US (oh that's still telling you what to do lol NARF)
 
SHE'S DESCENDED FROM JONNI REB!
 
You should wave your guns about Cassie!
 
At least wave something about so we can see you in the power outage on Google Earth.
 
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