Pre-Season Make-up, Shopping, Lap-dog & Pink Accessories Thread for LG

[Gagh]

Now we're on the cusp of a new season of vacuous empty-headedness (though these seasons all seem to run into one these days), I'd like to get your Valley Girl thoughts on the latest range of make-ups & accessories that the average girl with no true grip on reality cannot get by with.

 

[Yub]

There's not much meat on a lapdog, but their skins make a good half of a pair of shoes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like that new lipstick that tastes like dried-up semen.

 

[Yub]

How do you know what dried semen tastes like, sir?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because I eat lipstick.

 

[Yub]

How do you know lipstick is dried up semen?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Now we're on the cusp of a new season of vacuous empty-headedness (though these seasons all seem to run into one these days), I'd like to get your Valley Girl thoughts on the latest range of make-ups & accessories that the average girl with no true grip on reality cannot get by with.

I don't keep up with empty headed vacuous exploits therefore I do not have an opinion. Further I am not a "Valley Girl", I am a woman and I don't live in the Valley, thank you very much.

My sophisticated opinion of the latest trends is one of dislike. I'm a classic, I do not follow the throw away trends of every season. I buy quality and because I do not have the salary of a celebrity I must choose my fashions wisely. For example, I do not now, nor have I ever owned a pair of oversized sunglasses. I have a pair of Fendi sunglasses and a pair of Coach sunglasses and the style of each is timeless.

Any other questions?

 

[Yub]

How do you feel about Frank Zappa?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who do you feel about Frank Lapidus? I think he'll die in the season finale.

 

[Gagh]

Any other questions?

How much is a pint of milk?

 

[The Tomtrek]

GAGH TELL ME WHAT TO THINK.

EDIT: Wootah 2,000th post.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Start a 2,000th post celebration thread and I'll post some Trachtenberg.