Predictions for 2006

[Mentalist]

- A car bomb will go off killing some people in Iraq


- Natalie Portman will nip out before the end of the year


- Windows Vista will be a pile of unstable shiznit until the first updates


- Elijah Wood will be caught in bed with Ian Mckellen, David Prowse, two turtle doves and a Partridge in a pear tree.


- The next Star Trek series will be announced. It will finally be based on Earth post Nemesis and Nog will be discovered to be a rogue inanity droid hell bent on crushing things with his big hammer fists. The show will be a disaster... But better than Enterprise.


- Nintendo will announce that its next-gen Revolution console will be optional to fit with Monster Truck wheels, developed by Rare. It will be the first game that requires no graphical processing power since people everywhere threw their NES pads against the wall catching the returning plastic brick in a red fury playing games soully designed to piss you off.


- Big Brother 7 will air. It will suck.


- France will suffer a devastating terrorist attack. Disney will create a ride about it.


- George Lucas will be blamed for the starvation in the 3rd world.


- Pauly shore will attempt a come-back with BioDome II. It will fail.


- I will continue this thread..

 

[Mentalist]

- Here I am making my last prediction a reality.


- The Hobbit will go into pre-production, Peter Jackson will play Bilbo.


- I will beat someone up at some point during the year, they will cry.


- Fidel Castro will be given an exploding novelty cigar for April fools.


- I will get so drunk that I will be violently sick and swear never to drink again. The following week I will be drinking again.


- TK will be invaded by some more posters from more nameless lame ass boards. They will be as uneventful and as long lasting as the last six invasions. They will think they are being original.


- Lisa will be waylaid by three former TBBS posters dressed as Stormtroopers and she will be permabanned from breathing.


- Wacky will go out on saturday night.


- The writers of Lost will release a Press statment saying that they don't know what the hell is going on in the plot either.


- Tom Cruise will take to wearing a tin-foil hat in public.


- These predictions will turn out to be complete bollocks. (duh)

 

[CaptainWacky]

X3 will suck, that's all I know for sure.

 

[beergoggles]

- My Karma will reach new heights
- My IQ will shrink to normal levels
- President Bush will NOT felch Dick Cheney
- Buttmunkey will become an Admin here at TK
- We will all stop the hate

 

[MORBO]

MORBO WILL SAY SOMETHING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT SAVE LIVES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BlazerBoy has sex.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

- Eggs' arm will heal and he will go back to the two-handed method.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ALL WERE TRUE