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Predictions for 2007

Shatna will return, with Dakota Fanning in tow.
 
Natalie Portman will take a vacation to Greece where she will meet a stunning young man by the name of Dion, and then proceed to fuck his brains out. YouTube video to come.
 
Beware greeks fucking Portmans.
 
Never trust a monkey with your insurance claim check. That's not a prediction, that's just good advice.
 
In 2007, Ishcabittle will sticky the "What are you eating right now?" thread and fix the typo in the title.

:bigass:
 
Someone will bump "Laker Girl you are my hero plus devious plots and plans" in 2007.
 
Justin Berfield will join the hip 2006 craze of accidentally not wearing underwear in public and then accidentally shoving your crotch in the direction of a camera.

CaptainWacky will ponder the universe and man's place in it.

Jesus will return, but religious people won't believe it's him and will sue him till he gets tired and says "fuck em". Religious people will continue waiting for Jesus.

Lost will return and while moving at a glacial pace on television, the entire plot will be explained in depth on the internet, with official "pornocasts" featuring the most popular characters.

Mel Gibson will be caught, drunken in a bar in Tel Aviv with a suicide jacket.

After a late night drinking competition Eggs and Wolfy will get closer than they ever imagined(well, closer than Wolfy ever imagined, anyway).

Robert Beltran will give up acting, turning to his "first love", being a TV weatherman who flies around in a helicopter.
 
Wacky will open the following threads:

"I PUNCHED MY FACE AGAIN AND AGAIN"
"LIFE IS LESS FUN THAN A MEL GIBSON MOVIE"
"DOCTOR WHO / DALEK SLASH FIC SONG I WROTE FOR MENTY"
"MAMYOOOOOOOPIGNN!! SK AWOW!!oOOOO!! i speak GOOK!"
 
That's crazy talk!
 
"asdf" to be added to Urban Dictionary as the Coolest Word of the Year.
 
"I Feel Weird" by Captain Wacky and the Natalies to hit Top 10 in UK and US by October.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Justin Berfield will join the hip 2006 craze of accidentally not wearing underwear in public and then accidentally shoving your crotch in the direction of a camera.

After a late night drinking competition Eggs and Wolfy will get closer than they ever imagined(well, closer than Wolfy ever imagined, anyway).
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Combine the two and have Justin walk into the bar and end up in the mix, and I'll sign off on it.
 
I'll bring Elijah's wood along and we'll make it an evening!


Ah, fantasies..
 
elijah_wood_06.jpg


OK, lemme get this picture in my head...yeah...
 
His right foot seems to have been replaced with a pig's trotter.
 
Gold will reach its peak for the year on May 11 at 1,267.60 an ounce. :)
 
my teeth will hurt
 
Henoch will leave TK forever.
 
Some of these came true!
 
whisky said:
The world will be stunned by the death by autoerotic asphyxiation of Timmy Mallet
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Damn I cant beleive I used Timmy Mallet last year too, so much for randomness
 
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