Preston is a prat lol

[CaptainWacky]

what a prat lol except nobody here cares BRING BACK MENTY AND GAGH AND FIDDLEMONK AND ALL THE REST OF THE BRITS EH CHAPS WOT WOT HAVE SOME TEA WITH YORU CHEESE

 

[Cassie]

What is Menty doing anyway?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know .S:G((

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If Preston in particular had been attacked then I might've had some sympathy, but Simon treats EVERYONE like that so he should've known to expect some comments about the dumb bint he ditched his fiance in favour of.

praT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Preston was being a prat right from the start before Chantelle was even mentioned, he was just waiting for an excuse to walk out. MAYBE HE DECIDED TO WALK OUT BEFORE HE EVEN WENT ON FOR THE PUBLICITY THE BASTARD.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, trying to emulate Donny Tourrette, because he's so cool!!!dryhf

 

[CaptainWacky]

Smoking cigarettes that can be LEGALLY BOUGHT in this country!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

AND TOUCHING UP GAY MEN ON TV


ROCK ON!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Simon really a gay? What's his problem with girls, TOO VAGINY FOR HIM?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I astounded a friend by mentioning Simon was gay, then he astounded me by mentioning Alex Zane(the twat!) is gay.

You learn something new everyday!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ah, so when they replaced Simon with Alex Zane on Popworld they got a "gay guy" but not a "FUNNY gay guy" like they were instructed to (BY JESUS.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Trust Channel 4 to find the ONE gay guy who isn't a total hoot. THE RACISTS

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least it's not Kemal from Big Brother.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

LOL WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE'S NOT GAY HE WENT OUT WITH KINGA IMO

 

[CaptainWacky]

EXACTLY!

 

[Mentalist]

I wasn't aware that Alex Zane was gay. Not that I really care. Not much point in bumping this thread, really.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm getting quite the cultural education tonight LOL

Not terrible. Cute in an offbeat way. I could do scraggly. As long as he's hygenic at the same time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Simon: I'm just reading from his girlfriend's autobiography!
Audience Member: That's his WIFE!
Simon: I'm just reading from his wife's autobiography!