Prince Charles addicted to Creme Eggs

[CaptainWacky]

Prince Charles is addicted to Cadbury's Creme Eggs, claims former royal butler Paul "Shifty Looking" Burrel.

"He loves the stuff!" said Burrel, camply stroking a white long-haired cat. "Can't get enough! Eats them morning, noon and night! Camilla is getting angry with him, she doesn't like the choclate stains on their bed!"

"At least they're not shit stains!" said Mikey Myers. "At least he don't shit himself all the time!"

"Hey, that's no way to talk about Prince Charles, you bastard!" said Leo Sayer.

"OH BRITNEY GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE!" sang Kevin Federline, as though he were a member of the Jackson Five. But he's not.

"He sure as FUCK is not!" said Jermajesty Jackson. "Fuck that f'in c'er!"

"Anyway, what was that about Prince Charles liking eggs or something?" asked Emma Watson.

"All a pack of lies!" said angry royal-watcher and gangster Keira "Da Boss" Knightley. "GRR!" she added.

Prince Charles was unavailable for comment as he was...eating a Creme Egg? OH MY GOD IT IS TRUE!

 

[Cassie]

Secret creme egg ingredient: heroine

 

[Fuddlemiff]

How the fuck does he eat them though?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Swallows them whole.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Stuffs one in each ear too LOL OBVIOUS BIG-EAR'D INBRED BASTARD JOKE LOL

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I was imagining ear facilitated consumption myself. perhaps some form of rudimentary pulley system

 

[whisky]

Cant say I blame him, they taste, greeeeeeeeeeeat

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Chuckie easter cremes his jeans when Cammy comes his way.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Did you know that eggs are a good source of ELF RAPE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not for a Jedi.