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Probably the most hilariously bad gay porn ever

Ishcabittle said:
Where did you read that? Gay Star Wars Digest?

Why would I have read about a heterosexual act in a gay digest?

No, unless I'm mistaken, the guy in question (who had the G.I. Joe stuck up his ass) made the front pages of news-papers around the world, and the headline was something like: Sex toy gives man more of a fight than he bargained for!

(Alright, I just made that up)
 
Dark Jedi said:
I read somewhere about a guy who's GF shoved a G.I. Joe doll up his ass. But as she put it up head first, the arms barbed out, and it got stuck up there. I bet that took some explaining in the ER.


Ahhh... I missed the girlfriend part - I assumed "GF" stood for "gay fuck", and as the gay fuck was very girly you used the pronoun "she". My mistake, I should have said, "Dirty Shithole Fuckers who enjoy Star Wars Digest".
 
Mentalist said:
That wasn't the Nuclear Man that was in the finished film though. Looks like an early concept.

I take it they didn't have pinball sound effects when Superman was getting thrown around in the finished film either?
 
Ishcabittle said:
Ahhh... I missed the girlfriend part - I assumed "GF" stood for "gay fuck", and as the gay fuck was very girly you used the pronoun "she". My mistake,..

Hey, not to worry, everyone makes mistakes.
 
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