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Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
I, the fearsome and terrible despot, Dual, am, alas, too busy to attend to the intricacies of administering this realm. Consequently, we are now holding a competition to select an apprentice marquis to watch over our realm during my frequent absences. Reply to this thread with a brief resume.

Your sovereign,
Dual
 
Dual said:
I, the fearsome and terrible despot, Dual, am, alas, too busy to attend to the intricacies of administering this realm. Consequently, we are now holding a competition to select an apprentice marquis to watch over our realm during my frequent absences. Reply to this thread with a brief resume.

Your sovereign,
Dual
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I am capable of being fair. And I cannot be offended. I have the growth and health of this group as my foremost goal.

Gear
 
We depend on our words ... Our task is to communicate experience and ideas to others. We must strive continually to extend the scope of our description, but in such a way that our messages do not thereby lose their objective or unambiguous character ... We are suspended in language in such a way that we cannot say what is up and what is down. The word "reality" is also a word, a word which we must learn to use correctly.

~ Niels Bohr
 
I think Empress eloisel would make a fine "apprentice marquis". she rules over a tiny island, I'm sure she could handle Dual's pitiful excuse for a kingdom.
 
I used to "rule" this place with smut and a whip.

I've been here a long time, I LIKE this place and enjoy it's traditions. I'd keep this place moderated in the spirit of the rarely seen Miss Manners.

I CAN be offended, but it's very difficult.

I have no long standing feuds.

I'm willing to do this job.

Humbly submitted,

Sadistic Bastard/Consumer
 
Did we give you the impression that this was to be decided democratically? We certainly hope not.

;)
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Dual said:
I, the fearsome and terrible despot, Dual, am, alas, too busy to attend to the intricacies of administering this realm. Consequently, we are now holding a competition to select an apprentice marquis to watch over our realm during my frequent absences. Reply to this thread with a brief resume.

Your sovereign,
Dual
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Your so scary.

It appears you are looking for someone to cover for you when you are busy. How much time would your apprentice need to devote to this endeavour? Is there a schedule for the time you wish coverage? What duties, responsibilities, powers, and privileges would this apprentice be expected to shoulder?

I appreciate Loktar throwing my name in the hat; however, like you, I'm about to be busier than I have time for as it is. Besides, marquise is beneath my self-styled designation. You would have to ask me nicely for me to even consider.

I'm sure there isn't a need to suggest you don't leave the cat in with the cream or the fox in with the hens.

Eloisel
 
Dual said:
I, the fearsome and terrible despot, Dual, am, alas, too busy to attend to the intricacies of administering this realm. Consequently, we are now holding a competition to select an apprentice marquis to watch over our realm during my frequent absences. Reply to this thread with a brief resume.

Your sovereign,
Dual
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IE, he's too busy trying to troll the Red Room.
 
Oh, don't misunderstand - we are not surrendering our power in any case. Merely elevating a vicar. Duals may, naturally, apply.

;)
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