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Proclamation

This insolence shall not go unavenged. The foul usurper, Conchaga, shall be thrown down when we reclaim our rightful throne. Subjects! People of the Tea Room! We call on you to rise up on behalf of your true master. Let not another fortnight pass with the mad duke in our palace.

Your sovereign,
Dual
 
Our victory soiree shall feature warm cookies, red wine, roast boar, and the blood of traitors.

;)
d
 
Mad gibberings from a man in the stocks are worth their weight in the dung he smells like.

However, Countess Ilyanna now governs this province and has agreed to let Dual be her Baron consort. I'll leave knowing these good people are in just and honorable hands and that Baron Dual is kept on a tight leash.
 
However, Countess Ilyanna now governs this province and has agreed to let Dual be her Baron consort. I'll leave knowing these good people are in just and honorable hands and that Baron Dual is kept on a tight leash.
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Mmmh, Countess Ilyanna - that certainly does sound nice... and this time, I didn't even have to commit treason* to get the title!
I solemnly swear to serve the subjects of the Tea Room in the true spirit of Troll Kingdom, protect those who delight in hot tea and smite any scum trying to distribute stale cookies.
To both His Highness Conchaga and His Lordship Dual I would like to humbly express my gratitude for their trust.

All hail the Emperor!!

*takes a closer look at her new shire and a more closer one at the throne room* Yes, this definitely has potential. Dual, dear, how about doing some, uh, "consorting" while we're here? :whistle:



at least, not of the obvious, open variety :twisted:
 
Archibald Nixon said:
As for mm proposing my candidacy, I'm afraid I must gracefully decline on the grounds that my time here is largely spent trying to avoid actual, IRL work --adding a layer of responsibility to it would destroy that function.

Also, you don't suddenly put a samurai sword in the hands of a man who's spent years learning the art of caning.
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You do realize being lazy and irresponsible is part of the job description? Seriously if you want THE POWER , even if just to keep your thread all nice and pretty and nothing else. Let one of us know.

:D
mm
 
Countess Ilyanna, you're always welcome in my royal bedchamber. I have a very large *ahem* bed waiting for you.
 
Conchaga said:
Countess Ilyanna, you're always welcome in my royal bedchamber. I have a very large *ahem* bed waiting for you.
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Your Highness, thank you for your kind offer. Expect me to show my appreciation on your *ahem* bed as soon as the inauguration ceremonies are over.
 
I'd like to pretend otherwise, but I really can't deny that I'd spend 99% of my time as mod changing "the hoi polloi" to "hoi polloi" wherever I spotted it.
 
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