Professional farting is a thing

[GTC]

I'm sure this knowledge will one day be important to you.

Professional farters exist and they are called flatulists.

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[kaonashi.shinu]

What do we call the people who fart constantly without getting paid to?

Amateur flatulist just doesn't properly portray my feelings.

 

[Sarek]

A beter question is why is this topic necessary?

 

[Aquehonga]

What about professional burping?

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

A beter question is why is this topic necessary?

Why don't you tell us why it's unnecessary and we'll go from there?

What about professional burping?

It's just professional burping. Belchists, perhaps? Burpists? Eructatists?

 

[Sarek]

Why don't you tell us why it's unnecessary and we'll go from there?

I’m ambivalent on the subject.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Ambivalent to light entertainment?

 

[Sarek]

No. Light to ambivalent entertainment.

 

[dogbert]

I knew a guy back in college who used to do that at parties.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

 

[Sarek]

Still don't care.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

And yet you continue to post.

 

[Sarek]

It is a message board. For it to work effectively, one must post.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Yet if someone claims they do not care about a certain thing, and yet continue to post regarding the aforementioned thing, it negates the purported apathy. The lovely thing about message boards is the ability to pick and choose where you post.

Just sayin'.

 

[Sarek]

Yet if someone claims they do not care about a certain thing, and yet continue to post regarding the aforementioned thing, it negates the purported apathy.

Innacurate. One does not need to have an interest in a topic in order to discuss it. This conversation is a prime example.

 

[Love Child]

I'm sure this knowledge will one day be important to you.

Professional farters exist and they are called flatulists.

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One is always on the job, are they not?

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Innacurate. One does not need to have an interest in a topic in order to discuss it. This conversation is a prime example.

Somebody's bored of watching the toilet flush.

 

[Sarek]

Hadn't thought of that but at the rate this converation is going, it may become a viable option for entertainment.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Glad to be of service. Lean in nice and close - you get the most entertainment value that way.

 

[Sarek]

You're being rather antagonistic, don't you think?