Project Runway!

[Ishcabittle]

Harkley, I'm seriously shaking the stick right about now.

If you don't care for my spam, you can make your "America sucks" jokes elsewhere.

*gets up to stir the roadkill gumbo*

 

[Ishcabittle]

Ha.

Told him, didn't I?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Brits have no sense of needless television, I swear. OUr reality television technology must be light years ahead of theirs. I swear.

 

[Harkley]

Can I have some Roadkill Jumbo?

Please?

IM SHAKING MY TIC TACS!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

RUNWAY TIME!

 

[Ishcabittle]

GUMBO.

 

[Harkley]

JUMBO.

JET.

FLYING SO HIGH.

IN THE SKY.

LIKE AN APPLE PIE.

THROWN OUT OF A SPIE.

BY PROJECTILE VOMIT.

WHEN HE WAS CHOKED BY HIS TIE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Everybody is in on the Q&A!

 

[Ishcabittle]

What's a spie?

 

[Harkley]

I INVENTED IT. ITS A GENETIC CROSS BETWEEN JAMES BOND AND AN APPLE PIE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Well, I'll have two of those, then. Well done! Brilliant!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I THINK DANIEL'S TEAM WILL WIN.

I THINK THEY'LL KICK THE BLACK ONE OFF THE SHOW.

I know I'm right about this. It is self evident.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I think Diana and Marla are gone.

 

[Ishcabittle]

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[Ishcabittle]

FUCKING COMMERCIAL!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Shit. If the audience surveys dictate who wins and who goes, Santino & Nick might be out.

And they're only the two most talented people in the group.

Obviously Daniel's group won. We'll see in a minute...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PHEW. That was close.

Pity Diana had to go, but she got stuck with Marla, the no-talent who has had a target on her back for most of the show.

Obviously the producers stepped in and said NO WAY are Santino & Nick going. They are both shoo-ins for the final three.

Jesus, I love this show.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Thank you Eggs, I though I was a nerd or something.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Daniel and what's his face were the most relaxed, no drama there. The less drama, the less stress, the better the garment.

 

[Harkley]

CAN I HAVE SOME JUMBO NOW?