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In portland OR.

40$ for a blow job.
80$ for a flat back.
100$ for anal.

I dated one once and got $280 in freebees. she was an 18 year old blond biker bitch. A good fuck and suck.
 
Regular girlfriends cost me everything I have basically. hookers are much cheaper by a mile.
 
Appropriate answer, one I would have given karma to. Perhaps you are dating the wrong girl(s).
 
True. Some girls insist on you watching Star Trek episodes with them in return.

I appreciate every opportunity for sex that I get (I don't take every opportunity, but I do appreciate them), since at some point in the future I will be lucky to get sex.
 
*lifts folds to reveal bushy undergrowth, much like the front yard of the dead person living four houses down and across the street*
 
Yes. I have a very "fit" personality. ahem.

*lifts folds to reveal bushy undergrowth, much like the front yard of the dead person living four houses down and across the street*
 
Enkephalen said:
The charges for services rendered would only be for that particular area of the country you were doing your survey. So, really, you should inquire of your local hookers to see what the going rate would be. It would serve no purpose to inquire about the going rate in a part of the country you don't intend to work. Why not call up an "escort" service and see what they charge. These places are mostly covers for brothels and can be located in most major cities.
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Well then we should find out which city has the highest paid prostitutes. I am sure a girl has to work her way up to get a higher paying client as well. But Gonad, you are worth more than your sex acts. But I'm sure you know that.
 
Yeah, a chick could give the best BJ in the whole world, but if her face looks like someone bludgeoned it with a block of government cheese, her value drops immediately.
 
You know I once had an embarrassing moment in Oregon while studying at Catholic school. I had to ride the bus through downtown to get there, and these (I found out later) Hookers kept offering to give me a blow job for twenty bucks.

Problem is, I had no idea what a blow job was, so in my innocence I finally asked the nun who taught us, "Sister Mary, what's a blow job?"

She told me it was twenty bucks, same as downtown.

Awkward moment for sure, all I can say is it was a damn good thing I had gotten paid that week already...
 
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