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TheArtist

TheArtist

cookie?
If she still posts here.

Anyway, my birthday is coming up in January. Should I spend my birthday with my wife and family, or my misstress (who is 27)?

Serious Responses only, Thanks.
 
Any idiot knows that you spend the real birthday with family because they buy you stuff and the kids give you homemade ashtrays and whatnot. Then, if you planned ahead, you already gave the girlfriend a false date for your birthday like a week later so you can spend it with her and get sexual favors. Plus, fake information makes it harder for her to stalk you when things inevitably go south.

Duuh.
 
Donovan said:
Any idiot knows that you spend the real birthday with family because they buy you stuff and the kids give you homemade ashtrays and whatnot. Then, if you planned ahead, you already gave the girlfriend a false date for your birthday like a week later so you can spend it with her and get sexual favors. Plus, fake information makes it harder for her to stalk you when things inevitably go south.

Duuh.
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She knows my real name, and birthday. She has a hot room-mate and she promised me "something real special".

I'm really torn.
 
Tell her to bring her hot friend too, that way the two of them can gang-up on your wife. Maybe you can watch all three of 'em lez out because, as you know, every woman's secret fantasy is to have a nasty all female threesome in front of their male significant other? If so, take photos.
 
TheArtist said:
If she still posts here.

Anyway, my birthday is coming up in January. Should I spend my birthday with my wife and family, or my misstress (who is 27)?

Serious Responses only, Thanks.
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Misstress. You only live once and your family can forgive you.

:P
 
Love Child said:
Its not me! But please call me a tart again. I kind of like it.
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For the record, a "friend" told me she likes to be called "bad girl" and "vixen" ... "cumdumpster" not so much, but it has its moments.

... hmmm....

Sorry. What was the question again?
 
eloisel said:
Send your wife on a cruise with a hunky escort then go have a great time with your mistress.
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Yeah, that's not happening. She's glued to her computer games. Also, we had a bunch of friends that were on that cruise ship that got stuck at sea and she's sworn off cruises now.
 
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