Psychic octopus

[Cassie]

Great name for a band. PROBABLY DELICIOUS.

 

[Dr Dave]

With their tentacles of fury!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Paul the psychic octopus is starting to worry me. HOW DOES HE DO IT?!

 

[Cassie]

COME TO AMERICA, PAUL. THE LAND OF THE FREE, AND THE HOME OF DEEP FRYERS.

 

[Dr Dave]

sizzle sizzle!

 

[curiousa2z]

WHAT DOES HE PREDICT FOR SUNDAY??!!

or will he be assassinated before he can tell us!?!?!

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if they make him watch the games.

 

[Tisiphone]

Maybe he has a ninth tentacle that allows him to tap into the "beyond."

 

[Yub]

PETA wants to free him. They haven't realized that his mind cannot be caged.

 

[CaptainWacky]

has anyone raped him yet

 

[Tisiphone]

He probably rapes himself.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So that's why they have so many tentacles.

 

[Tisiphone]

That's my thinking.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He was correct AGAIN today, predicting that Germany would beat Uruguay (although, admittedly, most humans had guessed that one as well).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe they put nicer food in the lunchbox of the team that are most likely to win.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

As a general rule I don't trust invertebrates.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're spineless.

 

[Cassie]

I can't wait to see if he's correct about Spain. KEEP US INFORMED.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There's a rival octopus named Pauline who thinks Spain will lose, but she would say that, she's Dutch.

 

[Dr Dave]

As a general rule I don't trust invertebrates.

Nobody should...

Although I hear Fuddlemiff trusts them... WITH HIS LIFE!