Psychic octopus

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm rooting for the Netherlands in this match, mainly because they have nice cafes. I don't have anything orange to wear. Maybe I should go up the street and steal a traffic cone.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I, for one, welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

 

[Cassie]

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was the pus what won it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He died.

 

[Consumer]

At least he went at a premium price...

 

[whisky]

You would think he would have seen this coming.

Still the name was a clue.

Paul the octopus (poorly octopus)

 

[Cassie]

Aww... well octopi do not live long lives anyway. Which is probably a good thing, since they'd surely have wiped us all out by now.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He lived life to the full.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he'd been rumbled as a fake so he took his own life.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe he was deep fried by the football mafia!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nothing those SICK FUCKS did would surprise me.

 

[Cassie]

OH LOOK THE OCTOPUS DIED.

 

[FBI parte due]

Octopodes.