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Psychic octopus

I'm rooting for the Netherlands in this match, mainly because they have nice cafes. I don't have anything orange to wear. Maybe I should go up the street and steal a traffic cone.
 
I, for one, welcome our new cephalopod overlords.
 
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
 
It was the pus what won it.
 
He died. :(
 
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At least he went at a premium price...
 
You would think he would have seen this coming.

Still the name was a clue.

Paul the octopus (poorly octopus)
 
Aww... well octopi do not live long lives anyway. Which is probably a good thing, since they'd surely have wiped us all out by now.
 
He lived life to the full. :(
 
Maybe he'd been rumbled as a fake so he took his own life.
 
Maybe he was deep fried by the football mafia!
 
Nothing those SICK FUCKS did would surprise me.
 
OH LOOK THE OCTOPUS DIED.
 
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