Questions for Captain Wacky That Could Easily Be Answered by PM, but I don't Care

[Big Dick McGee]

1. How far do you live from St. Andrews Old Course?
2. Have you ever worn a kilt?
3. To what political party do you belong?
4. Have you ever seen Nessie?
5. What type of automobile do you drive?
6. May Laker_Girl and I stay with you if we ever visit Scotland in the next 5 years?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

WELL???

 

[CaptainWacky]

1. 68 miles from St Andrews according to google (I assume the course is there.)
2. No.
3. I don't belong to any. Not too keen on the SNP (Scottish National Party) though and would vote NO if they had a referendum on Scotland leaving the Union.
4. I've been to Loch Ness. THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY.
5. I don't drive.
6. Only if you'll sleep in my bed.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

#6: it's a deal!