Questions your kid asks you that you can't easily answer

[Big Dick McGee]

1. Where does flavor come from?
2. Does God know Santa Claus? Do they both watch you all the time?
3. Why do stores take money when it's really just colored paper?
4. If a virus is called a "bug", do bugs get a virus sometimes?


There's more, I'll have to think of them.

 

[Seph]

Q daddy why is santa an annogram of satan? and he wears a big red suit! is he gonna kill me?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

6. Daddy, why did you post that thread with the prolapsed anuses and weird spacko boy?

 

[Kitty]

Why does Mommy cry when Daddy lays on her?

 

[Laker_Girl]

How is ice-cream made?
Why does daddy like coffee?
How do planes fly?

The answer to all of these questions is...................

"I don't know, but daddy knows. Let's ask him when he gets home."

BDM LOVES that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just tell your kid to use wikipedia and stop bothering you, aight.

 

[Ishcabittle]

google is a big hit with the K through sixes.