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QUITE drnkul

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Just read some thread that was quite long and totally zoned out for five minues found myself starting at the floor
 
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can i have some
 
It'll become so standard to spell "drunk" wrong when drunk that eventually only drunk people will actually spell it as "drunk" because of typos if you follow my meaning.
 
SHOW US YER TITS.
 
Well, statistically blah blah blah relative chances blah blah blah penises.
 
Still a little tipsy (or should that be "tsipsly lol"?). Getting ready to bed down feeling nice and fuzzy. :)
 
don't wank tonight, you'll only feel shamed by the great turkey.
 
i love u guys.........zzzzzzz

i hate every fucking last 1 of you why are u alll lookin at me .....zzzzzzzzz

im not drnk imswear on my tk frends lifes blahhh zzzzzzzzz
 
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I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.

I MUST MAIL MY BLURAYS TO WACKY.
 
crap! I missed drunken Fuddlemiff!
 
So did I!

Ah, I needed that after a crap day. Spent 3 hours in a traffic jam and still have achey legs from it today.
 
It's fun to wake up the next day and discover all kinds of new and unexpected kinds of porn on your drive that you don't remember downloading.

Or so my friends tell me.
 
I think one of my friends wants to perform an intervention on me. It's not my fault she doesn't imbibe!!!!
 
Tell her an intervention means naked lesbian sex, then tell her to go for it
 
"You know, for real addicts, when you take away one addiction they just replace it with another...my, your breasts are looking perky today!"
 
Well, we were texting the other night, and for some reason something she said didn't make sense, so I was like "I think these pills are jacking me up." And her response was "ENUFF W THE PILLS!"

Dude, it's Tylenol for my neck...CHILL THE HELL OUT
 
LET'S ALL HUG!
 
That better be a Christian Side Hug, YO!
 
Is there some anti conga thing too?

I can imagine thats frought with danger
 
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