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R.I.P. Rosy and Hilary

Cassie said:
My first dog was a poodle.. I loved him. He bit my best friend on the face once.. who knew poodles were so vicious?
I DID. WHICH IS WHY I WISH HELLFIRE UPON THEM ALL, THE NAPPY-HEADED BASTARDS AND BITCHES. POODLES ARE AMERICA'S GREATEST THREAT AGAINST NATIONAL SECURITY. KILL THEM ALL. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

And Eric and Jess. Amen.
 
WILL YOU NAME THE NEXT ONES PARIS AND BRITTANY?
 
I am not getting any more pigs dammit!!!

I will be getting a calf soon. I think I'll have a name the cow contest. The last one I got died and it made me sad.. I know it was destined to die but not as a little week old baby. They are so cute when they're that little.. actually I think cows are cute when they're big, also tasty.

The poodle I had was very well behaved except for the one face biting incident. I'm sure my friend did something to hurt him, and he was only protecting himself. OK? :rwmad:
 
Perhaps the dog was just being a prick?

I suspect in many cases, it is the humans fault.
 
Maybe it was a french sleeper agent.
 
Did it act at all french?
 
Well for starters, it bit someone in the face.
 
:rwmad:
 
OUI OUI
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Well for starters, it bit someone in the face.

Good point.

It must have smelled bad too...
 
Poodles are very intelligent dogs! Now, Irish setters, OTOH......pretty , but....
 
My dog Pepi the poodle did not smell bad or eat snails thankyouverymuch :rwmad: He was smart, and I loved him dearly. He was killed by a German shepherd, lol TRUE STORY.
 
A French dog, killed by a German one...

Was your dog really named Pepi, or was it really named PEPSI!
 
<He was killed by a German shepherd,>

:(

I am very sorry to hear that, Cassie. I know how much I've loved all my pets. That's an awful way to die. Poor Pepi!*hugs Cassie*

what did the owners of the Shepherd do?
 
Now curiousa2z, his name may be Pepsi, we are currently awaiting confirmation from Cassie on this.
 
His name was Pepi not Pepsi WEIRDO. He was killed by a German shepherd mix, but we didn't know who the dog belonged to because at the time we actually lived in the woods.. well we lived in a house but it was in the woods. I'm more surprised he didn't get killed by an alligator since we had a pond and an alligator or two. I don't remember anything being done about it, and we moved from there not too long after.

If I had a scanner I could post some pictures of him.
 
Sorry about your dog, Cassie.
 
Poodles still suck.

But anyway, glancing at this thread title I thought to myself that other than the insane 24/7 coverage of it how great it would be if it was really R.I.P. Rosie (O'Donell) and Hillary (Clinton). And then I'd be all, "Tonight you dine in HELL!"
 
My poodle didn't suck!! :rwmad:

It's OK DL that was a long time ago, I think I was about 8 when he died.
 
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