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In a minute or two, I'm going to get up and go have a pee. I think it might be fun to do that in the pool. No, I don't plan on getting in the pool first. But that doesn't mean I don't plan on getting in after.
 
You should try everything once. But keep suicide until last.
 
So last week, I did a nice thing for someone -- I let a person I know from Second Life stay at my apartment for a few days while she was on the way to somewhere else.

No, she was not fuckable, and no fucking occurred. Ew.

On the plus side, she brought a little food into the joint and cooked. On the minus side, whatever the fuck it was she cooked caused the apartment to reek like unwashed twat. I had to go buy a can of aerosol air freshener and leave the windows open day and night in November to exorcise the place of the rotten-twat-stink-demon.

And the more I think about it, the madder I get. I should track that nasty bitch down and beat her with the aerosol can.
 
Maybe it was a fish twat.
 
Was the food good?
 
I don't know, I didn't eat any of it. I couldn't, it was FUCKIN' 'ORRIBLE.
 
Maybe she cooked her vagina.
 
There are some women that smell of fish, maybe your friend could use some feminine hygiene products
 
The moral of the story is that you shouldn't let the lives cross.
 
I have never smelled a fishy vagina. I think maybe she had a trout in her pocket.
 
Well you wouldn't smell your own, and presumably you haven't excited a girl enough to make hers smell, although if you have I'd like to hear all about it.
 
I think it's pretty sad if you think an excited vagina smells like fish. I have had my face in one a few times, none of them were fishy.
 
I didn't say they all do, just some.
 
That's true -- not all of them do. Just the ones that do, do.
 
Maybe you should dip her vag in Lysol, OR SOMETHING.
 
Do fish vaginas smell like humans?
 
Maybe you should dip her vag in Lysol, OR SOMETHING.

Mebbe she should use a Glade Scented Candle for a SANITARY NAPKIN.

SANITARY... GOD DAMN NAPKINNNNNNNNNNN... and so forth.
 
Do french bananas taste more yellow/
 
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