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rapists are bad though

*slinks off in search of a can of spam to abuse*
 
Watch the end of the can, that's a bad place to cut yourself!
 
I always take it out of the can before I get BUSY!
 
What if the rapist creates a cure for aids, adopts black babies and escorts old ladies across the road. what if he is the nicest guy you would ever meet (apart from the raping thing)

Eh? I bet you never thought of that.
 
He should just not rape. I've never raped anyone.
 
Except bicycles! They have feelings too!
 
Not when I'm through with them.
 
YOU MONSTER!!!
 
So raping bikes is OK but not raping @$$holes?
 
THASS RIIIIGHT
 
CaptainWacky said:
I hate it when admins mess with post counts. I've hated it right from the very beginning (September 2002.)
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Yeah... I won't be doing the post counts here anymore.

NOT THAT I'VE DONE IT ANYWHERE ELSE, THOUGH!
 
DO IT! DO IT NOW!!! DAMN YOU! RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!
 
SNIPING KITTIES HAS PROBABLY DIED BY NOW ANYWAY
 
Bickendan said:
Yeah... I won't be doing the post counts here anymore.

NOT THAT I'VE DONE IT ANYWHERE ELSE, THOUGH!
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:(
 
Rapist's 'spider' defence fails

Spiers said the bite left him suffering from headaches
An Australian man who reportedly claimed a toxic spider bite compelled him to rape a woman has been jailed after a judge rejected his defence.

Philip Ronald Spiers subjected a woman to a four-hour ordeal after abducting her in a car park in Maitland, 160km (100 miles) north of Sydney in 1997.

Spiers, 41, pleaded guilty but tried to blame his actions on a funnel-web spider bite 12 days before the offence.

A New South Wales judge jailed him for eight years on Wednesday.
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I believed him
 
See, if Peter Parker had become RAPE-MAN, he would have had a better shot in court.
 
And Gwen Stacey's death would have occured in a much different way (in bed aged 90 of natural causes.)
 
And Mary Jane would've married (then divorved) Johhny Depp!
 
And the Mary Jane sex video would make her millions!
 
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