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Reasons to get up in the morning

I'm a creature of the shite.
 
you mean shire?
 
No.
 
I feel like shit today
 
*huggles*
 
{{{{Wacky}}}}
 
feeling a bit better?
(both of you?)

I bid on a chair at auction today - no one wanted it, the auctioneer asked for "$5 FROM ANYBODY?" and then this stupid cow brought the bidding up to an amount I wasnt prepared to pay. So I went home with nothing.

ok, that perhaps wasnt the best story to cheer Cassie and Wacky up with....
 
unless they can giggle at your problem
 
there is that. :)
 
Cassie said:
I feel like shit today

Me too. But I'm constipated.
 
Try taking a WALK you JOLLY FAT OX!
 
smoke a fag
 
I'm not your MATE, FAG!
 
FBI parte due said:
Try taking a WALK you JOLLY FAT OX!

Fat? I'm still trying to regain all the weight I lost walking around Rochester because I don't have money for new clothes.
 
I love a good chair story.
 
You should've followed that bitch home and ripped her head off!
 
Ripped her chair's head off too!
 
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